i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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