Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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