Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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