I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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