im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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