BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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