The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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