would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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