and you said cock pushups were impossible
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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