break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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