all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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