there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
