my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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