help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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