There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
well, you know. whores of a feather.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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