my vag is so smooth its legendary
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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