I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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