Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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