Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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