Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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