What did we do last night that was yellow?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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