You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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