I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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