He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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