Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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