i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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