ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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