Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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