Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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