Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
No subtext here. People are naked.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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