And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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