Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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