my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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