his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I want to be your penis for a week.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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