I hope mine doesn't look like that
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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