everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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