just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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