Have you finally orgasmed yet?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
