Do vagina's smell?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
