well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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