is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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