Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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