this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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