I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!