im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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