Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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