Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
worst night to have a conscience
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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