No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Randomize
