do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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