You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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