he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Randomize
