Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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