There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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