and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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