If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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