I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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