you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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