i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My feet surprised me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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